- One of my favorite shows of all time featured innumerable acts of physical violence, gross mishandling of firearms, elaborate murder plots, and frequent cross-dressing by the main character. I still watch it whenever I can. Yep, I do love me some Bugs Bunny.
- The first time I saw a store advertising marital aids, I thought it said MARTIAL AIDS as in items to help you do martial arts. I went in expecting to find throwing stars and nunchucks. Boy was I mistaken.
When I seem to be deep in thought, my brain is really doing something like this: