– It’s another beautiful-but-cold day and I almost made the mistake of opening the window again. Fortunately I saw the cables for the window washer’s platform before I did. Getting my back sprayed with water just as a cold breeze blows in isn’t on my agenda today.
– I got one of those junk emails advertising super cheap vacation deals like “5-day luxury cruise with a cabin so close to the engine room that you’ll hear the workers yelling at each other 24/7 and you’ll return from a port of call to find half your shit missing”. At the top of the email was the word funtastic. That lost me immediately. I don’t care if it was legit. I don’t want to be a part of anything that labels itself as funtastic.