It’s Your Face

My morning commute takes me by the local university campus, and that’s usually an interesting part of the drive. It’s relatively dull before that point, so I depend heavily on Spotify for my music fix while I sip on my gas station cappuccino. Hell yeah, I’m fancy. This morning, I stopped at a crosswalk near campus this morning to let a couple of guys cross the street. Their heights, builds, and facial features were nothing alike. But they both had beards and were wearing ball caps, so they might as well have been twins.

If you’re an assassin, you don’t need a ninja outfit or any intricate sort of disguise. A beard and a ball cap is all it takes for you to be indistinguishable from 95% of the white guy population.

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