A toast for the men:
Here’s to women’s kisses
And to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
But a damn sight more sincere!
A toast for the women:
Here’s to the women that I’ve loved,
And all the ones I’ve kissed.
As for regrets, I have but one;
That’s all the ones I’ve missed.
Oh, women’s faults are many,
Us men have only two:
Every single thing we say,
And everything we do.
Sláinte, you fiery beauties and goofy bastards!