Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

I love Halloween. It’s a lot of fun and it’s a great fall holiday. I love the fact that it has grown to encompass the entire month of October. To have a whole month in which it’s considered festive to scare the living hell out of people is all kinds of awesome! I really enjoy Halloween costumes that are more than they appear to be at first glance. If you’re looking for any last-minute costume ideas for this weekend, here are a few suggestions:

Costume: An eye chart and a flashlight.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “A vision test for people with their heads up their asses.”

Costume: A plate of spaghetti.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “A politician’s answer to 2+2.”

Costume: A sandwich board with nothing written on it.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “A list of your good qualities.”

Costume: A red vest and a broom.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “Your mom’s valet parking attendant.”

Costume: A syringe with “STEROIDS” written on it.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “Major league baseball training camp.”

Costume: A big picture of Earth.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “All the things that exist just past the end of your nose. Take a look once in a while.”

Costume: A donkey with a big, bright red lipstick print on the hindquarters.

“What are you supposed to be?”: “This is what you can do.”

Happy Halloween!

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